Da Rules

Da Rules is the super oppressive rule book to the fairies.

List of Rules:
There are more rules, yet Jorgen frequently enforces the ones above.
 * 1) No wishing to win a competition (added in 1400)
 * 2) No wishing to kill, maim, or harm someone (even your evil enemy) (added in 1400)
 * 3) No wishing for true love (added in 1400)
 * 4) No wishing to become a fairy or anti-fairy (added in 1400)
 * 5) No wishing to rule the world (added in 1400)
 * 6) No wishing to pop out of nowhere (added in 1400)
 * 7) No wishing to be stronger than Jorgen Von Strangle (added in 1400)
 * 8) No wishing to meet Tom Cruise (added in 2004)
 * 9) No wishing for your fairy to have a baby (added in 1983)
 * 10) No wishing for money (added in 1400)
 * 11) No wishing to live forever (added in 1400)
 * 12) No wishing for unlimited power (added in 1400)
 * 13) No revealing the existence of your fairy godparents to anyone (added in 1400)
 * 14) Fairies should only grant wishes to miserable children on Earth (added in 1500)
 * 15) No breakfast wishes after 10:00 AM (added in 2009)
 * 16) No one can wish away Da Rules or any rule (added in 1400)
 * 17) No wishing away potentially harmful diseases (added in 1500)
 * 18) No one below Jorgen's power should write in Da Rules (added in 1400)
 * 19) Zhan Tiri is forbidden from entering Fairy World and Anti-Fairy World (added in 1492)

Trivia:

 * Jorgen wrote Da Rules
 * It has many bad and oppressive rules
 * Once, fairies had a strike against Da Rules
 * There is no Anti Da Rule book
 * The fairy council thought of Da Rules before Jorgen.
 * Jorgen, however, plagiarized their idea, and replaced their idea with good rules to make the book with horrible, oppressive rules.
 * If a fairy tries granting a wish or does anything that breaks Da Rules, their wands get weak and make a farting noise.
 * Foop shredded Da Rules, but Jorgen always made sure it came back.
 * In 1492, Zhan Tiri discovered Da Rules and schemed to destroy it.
 * The book got destroyed for real when each fairy and anti-fairy managed to use their combined powers to blow up the book after Foop, Poof, Goldie, Anti-Goldie, Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Cosmo, Wanda, and Darko became human.
 * Jorgen became a little weaker after that.