Da Rules is the super oppressive rule book to the fairies.

List of Rules:

  1. No wishing to win a competition (added in 1400)
  2. No wishing to kill, maim, or harm someone (even your evil enemy) (added in 1400)
  3. No wishing for true love (added in 1400)
  4. No wishing to become a fairy or anti-fairy (added in 1400)
  5. No wishing to rule the world (added in 1400)
  6. No wishing to pop out of nowhere (added in 1400)
  7. No wishing to be stronger than Jorgen Von Strangle (added in 1400)
  8. No wishing to meet Tom Cruise (added in 2004)
  9. No wishing for your fairy to have a baby (added in 1983)
  10. No wishing for money (added in 1400)
  11. No wishing to live forever (added in 1400)
  12. No wishing for unlimited power (added in 1400)
  13. No revealing the existence of your fairy godparents to anyone (added in 1400)
  14. Fairies should only grant wishes to miserable children on Earth (added in 1500)
  15. No breakfast wishes after 10:00 AM (added in 2009)
  16. No one can wish away Da Rules or any rule (added in 1400)
  17. No wishing away potentially harmful diseases (added in 1500)
  18. No one below Jorgen's power should write in Da Rules (added in 1400)
  19. Zhan Tiri is forbidden from entering Fairy World and Anti-Fairy World (added in 1492)

There are more rules, yet Jorgen frequently enforces the ones above.


  • Jorgen wrote Da Rules
  • It has many bad and oppressive rules
  • Once, fairies had a strike against Da Rules
  • There is no Anti Da Rule book
  • The fairy council thought of Da Rules before Jorgen.
    • Jorgen, however, plagiarized their idea, and replaced their idea with good rules to make the book with horrible, oppressive rules.
  • If a fairy tries granting a wish or does anything that breaks Da Rules, their wands get weak and make a farting noise.
  • Foop shredded Da Rules, but Jorgen always made sure it came back.
  • In 1492, Zhan Tiri discovered Da Rules and schemed to destroy it.
  • The book got destroyed for real when each fairy and anti-fairy managed to use their combined powers to blow up the book after Foop, Poof, Goldie, Anti-Goldie, Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Cosmo, Wanda, and Darko became human.
    • Jorgen became a little weaker after that.
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